Welll...insurance, paperwork, and repairs seem to be going along smoothely for the girl and husband.  So i dont need to act as an emotional crutch for these people anymore.  Hey life has gotta move on, until it doesnt and its game over.  But hey...my game still has a LONG way to go.  Let me back track to Satuday.

 

Early that morning the girl was acting like she knew how to clean up around the house.  shes all running back and forth between the kitchen and the hall closet.  and that hall closet is like pergatory.  it has the beloved fancy feast, a bunch of miscellaneous garbage, and then theres the vaacuum.  boy when the girl and husband go into that closet its like theyre shaking my hand and punching me in the face at the same time.  but regardless that closet rocks!  even with the evil vaccuum.  so the girl as i said is pretending to clean.  so i went in there to hang out for a while.   I mean she left the door open for me.  obviously she wanted me to go in there. 

 

but then after a minute its just like...what in the world is going on?  the girl put the vaacuum in the closet and literally just slammed the door right in my face.   i thought she was just joking around and would open the door right away...ya know just joking around.  but no this was all malice and sinister.  it felt like i was in there for days...just trapped.  i had to start building a device to open the fancy feast, along with a new living quarters in there.  finally im just like the hell with this and i just started meowing like crazy!  basically saying get me the hell out of here.  she tried to appologize with some treats, but that doesnt give me my past back. 

 

oh this situation requires some revenge.  phase one is to start hiding.  hiding in all the dark corners, and attack when the girl gets close.  i hide behind the dining room table, behind the bed...the couch.  oh and it scares the living daylights out of her!  Shes always caught off guard by it too.  Last night i jumped on the bed and landed right by her ear.  Oh i know it gets to her.  and all of this is well deserved.  heh.

 

now things will die down a little i think...and then i will launch phase two.  she will be in shock and awe!!!...

this is unfortunate...it has been over 2 months since i last told you about my latest conspiracy findings, attempted attacks, and just my overall recent coolness.  so for that i give my fullest apologies.  but hey good news is that rumor has it owning a cat is good for your blood pressure, stress level, and cholesterol.  someone should probably tell K that so he doesnt just drop dead!  But anyway...

 

So quite a bit of unfortunate news with the girl and the husband.  Late sunday afternoon i was sitting around, just waiting to be fed...and waiting...and waiting...and waiting more.  Finally after i ate my stash of chocodiles, pringles, and a Dr. Pepper the girl and the husband FINALLY get home.  I came out of hiding and the girl is just bawling.  At first i just thought "oh great what now?!"  But then i heard about the car.  Obviously some people need to pay more attention to life...like certain people in Honda Pilots.  But regardless i was still hungry so i ran into the kitchen and gave them a pretty good hint that i was starving.  To put everyone in a better mood i just acted like my typical cool self...purring, being social.  ya know how it is.  But thats me, cool and cumforting.

 

The car is in pretty bad shape...aint that a shame.  But atleast nobody got hurt.  it was one of the darkest days...